Five D Farms

5601 W. Clearwater Avenue, Suite 109
Kennewick, WA 99336
(509) 736-4002
hello@artmil.com

August 26, 2020

January 24, 2018

January 5, 2018

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Dennis’ list of mixed metaphors is growing; he’s really gotta’ get all his ducks on the same page.

Andy hasn’t been bowling since the last time he went.

Chris is excited for her upcoming trip to Colorado to see her grandkids!

Wade has been wondering, “Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?”

Chris wonders why National Lasagna Day isn’t a bigger deal (or even a day off).

Dennis is solving the world’s problems upstairs while playing his mandolin.

Andy is feeling so laid back that it’s starting to stress him out.

Chris is busy planning the next office party on April Fool’s Day. (It may be a hoax.)

Chris likes the Oxford comma and isn’t sure what it did to be so reviled.

Wade is wondering why iPhone chargers are not called apple juice.

Dennis recently saw Mark O’Conner Family Band in Yakima and loved it!

Andy is is a big-time hyphen-user — but never in place of a proper em dash.